He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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