Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
