Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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