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I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
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my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
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He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
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