In America we eat man semen.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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