btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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