break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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