Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
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Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
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Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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