my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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