I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Randomize
