I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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