"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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