They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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