North Korea, Best Korea!
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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