The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
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I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
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hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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