Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
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Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
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I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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