I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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