Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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