Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
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So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
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So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I have fence marks all over my body
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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