i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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