So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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