she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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