So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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