Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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