Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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