yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
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He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
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Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
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