no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
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