I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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