Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
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He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
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You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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