no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
We got so high we made milksteak
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Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
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Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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