she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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