He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
