If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
God, I missed his penis.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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