I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
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