sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
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it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
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I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
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