You really coming over, don't trick.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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