I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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