a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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