she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
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Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
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low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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