thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
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The panties match.
I'll be right there.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
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You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
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