I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
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