hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
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I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
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And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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