dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Randomize
