She is in my trunk
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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