I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
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red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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