Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
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she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
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I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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