my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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