Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Randomize
