i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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