He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Michael Bay diarrhea
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
