? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
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just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
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She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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