Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
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Slut skills are useful in every country.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
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Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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