He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Randomize