So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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