We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
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Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
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i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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