I saw his package. It spoke to me.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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