i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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